Sunday, September 21, 2008

All the reasons I need a man

All the reasons I need a man...
I need someone to pump my gas,
fix my car,
get my oil changed,
take it to the garage,
clean my car (inside & out),
take the trash out,
fix my coffee in the AM,
pay my bills,
call the cable man and get a cheaper rate,
sign the lease,
listen to the "vault",
make the bed,
change the dishwasher,
clean my fish bowl,

All the reasons I don't need a man...
I can do all of this myself:)

No comments: